Zig Zag

I just LOVE watching kids! This is Elijah. I laughed so hard when I watched him! He didn't have any method to his playing and running! He didn't run anywhere in a straight line! He didn't walk anywhere in a straight line! He ZIG-ZAGGED! It was the funniest thing!

Planning his trajectory...

Get ready...

And...

GO!

Zig...

Zag...

Zig...

And stop in the fountain to play...

Stop to see how the water tastes...

Zag a little more...

Big Finish!!


I've been SPOTTED!

And finish with a smile!

*APPLAUSE*

"Thank you! Thank you, everyone! It has been great zigging for you! I enjoyed zagging too. Gotta go! I have more zagging to do!"

Maybe he can teach my kids to dodge illness.

Maybe he can teach me to dodge the temptation to buy those new great shoes!
(He can TRY! And fail.)

Maybe he can teach the Dallas Cowboys' wide receiver a thing or two.
Can't you just SEE Terry Glenn learning to dodge tackles from a 4-year-old!
*Moment for mental picture!*

Hehehe...hahaha!
*moment for laugh track*
(I need laugh tracks because no one thinks I am as funny as I think I am!)

I just can't stop laughing!

*By the way. I am NOT a Cowboys fan.

**GO BIG RED!!!